Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Another Heinous Attack

Another savage early morning attack on innocent tissue....

Fortunately, this time the surveillance camera gives us a tiny clue to the identity of the perp. Let's see, this eliminates quite few species from our long list of suspects. Definitely not Sara the pit bull next door... And why would someone set a security camera in such a spot?
And what, pray tell, is happening to all the shoe boxes? They just don't hold up like they used to. It's as if they were exploding from within. Very mysterious.Our dedicated security staff has vowed not to rest until this mysterious menace has ceased to terrorize us.

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Leslie Hanna said...

Too funny! I could use a security camera. Lydia thinks my cat is up on my counters all day while I am at work, and only pretends she's been sleeping the whole time.

Lydia said...

I FEEL as though you are sooo close to solving these things. If only there were a clue somewhere. These are frightening times.

Tell the Missus I too own that brand of shoe! :)

WV swatezo - I took a swatezo at the cat but missed. So fast, those cats.