I love that Joyce has taken an interest in the weekly grocery shopping. We are both so busy, me with the Day Job, and her with her Women's Apparel shop and then we are always both working on the rental properties. So, grocery shopping actually gives us time to do something together, for a change.
Let me tell you something about my wife - she is a careful shopper. She's been called thrifty, frugal, and a whole lot of other less pleasant things by people she's done business with. She will not buy anything without thorough cost comparisons. This carries over into our everyday life as well. If we're dining out, I am not surprised when she calls the restaurant ahead of time to get a quote on a martini.
On the way home, after an evening of taking advantage of the grocers, it was getting kind of late, so I suggested that we stop at Subway and pick up some nice tasty meatball subs. Subway Meatball Marinara sandwiches are, in my opinion, the best sandwiches available from a sub sandwich chain.
We went down the order line. You get to choose your type of bread, type of cheese, and then on to the garnish table, where you can add lettuce, peppers, spinach, onions, olives, who all knows what else, and various salad dressings. Well, on a meatball sandwich there's not too much to add, it's kinda self-contained, put on a few pepperoncini, (yellow peppers) and you're good to go. I headed for the wrapup/cash register counter.
But Joyce was being precise, as usual. She told them she wanted to heat up her meatball sandwich in the oven when we got home, so she would like her toppings on the side, thank you very much. The sub technician said 'no problem', and got out a small container, and put the garnishes in there. There was spinach, lettuce, some red onions,, green peppers.. . and then I suspected what Joyce was up to.... I looked at her, and she gave me that "shut up or you'll die" look. I looked straight ahead and paid for the order. After the tech had assembled Joyce's vegetables, Joyce asked for a bit of ranch dressing as well, and then the tech put a cover on it.
When we got out in the mini-van, I said to her. "You're welcome. I didn't use the 'S' word inside."
"Good thing for you." She replied. "And I'm not going to give you any of my FREE SALAD."
The things we do to get through the winter....